21.12.09

Where do you even find translucent horses?

K, so i just got my grubby little hands on a new pair of shoes. They are pretty incredible!!!! Every time i look at them my heart skips a beat and my bladder relaxes for a split second... possibly too much information, but they are supper cool!!! I got them from a friend, fit me perfectly and it seems like they were meant to be mine. This boots are by Augusta and were made from the hopes and dreams of little children. Horse leather to be precis. Iv been looking at them and trying to work out how the translucent look has been achieved. My theory is that its un-dyed leather that has been soaked in oil. They kinda look like those pigs ears from the pet shops. hahaha
Anyway, pretty fucking happy! But the only thing is that they are a touch slippery in wet weather. The other day at South Yarra station, had me a bit of an indecent. I slipped. I tried to recover, oh boy did i try. And it happened again today at work. I went outside to take a large stack of boxes to the bin. my foot slid forward and i landed in the traditional proposing position, on one knee. but to make things worse, there was traffic. And not just one or two cars, a whole fucking main road full STANDING waiting for the green light. My violent outburst of laughter was the only thing stopping me from crying. LOL  Now im going to get the soles done.
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excuse the leg hairs... awkward
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5 comments:

FOXYMAN said...

amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe i should do a repost/link to this on discount... i dig!

FOXYMAN said...

PS thanks for making me laugh... AGAIN. your posts are hilarious

Vlad said...

hahaha yayayaya!!! spasibo!!

Oh, Jamie? said...

I like them so much I had to re-blog :)

http://ohjamiee.blogspot.com/

Vlad said...

Thank you Jamie! :D

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